Dad: Beta, Is Baar 80% Number Leyaane Aa Tu Paperaan Quotes

Dad: Beta, is baar 80% number leyaane aa tu paperaan ch.
Pappu: Don't worry dad, main 100% leaanwaagaa.
Dad: Kanjaraa, mazaak kardaa hai mere naal?
Pappu: Pehla mazaak kehde kanjar ne shuru kita si..

Ek baccha roz math teacher ko phone lagata tha.
Teacher's wife : Kitni baar kaha, wo mar gaye hain,
baar-baar phone kyun karte ho ?
Baccha: Sun ke achha lagta hai..

Kaash koi exam result ka insurance karwaa deta,
to har exam ke pehle premium bharwaa dete,
paas hote to theek,
warna insurance claim karwaa lete..

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in english?
Tintu: If the film was silent, How could U know it was english?

Raj: Meet my wife Divya.
Sunil: Oh! i know her.
Raj: Know her..How?
Sunil: We'd been sleeping together.
Raj: What the hell..
Sunil: 10 years ago..in the history class.

Teacher: Why do you always get so dirty..?
Kid: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel,
Dear dad: No money. No fun. Your son.
His father replied: So sad. Very bad. Your dad.